After two months of rain, I figured out where I can get 30 degrees Celsius, cooling water, palm trees, and infinite relaxation:

Where I spend 90% of my time here in Norway--at work. D'oh! We got this fantastic water park, just one floor down from where I do my bartending, and I haven't paid a visit for several months.

So yesterday I did. And I brought my camera. How can you not love this place?